Top 10 Beauty Commandments

The beauty god became angry with the way girls were abusing their bodies and skin and how false misleading advertising were causing girls to have low self esteem. The beauty god have seen enough and appointed “Mossee, the chosen one” to save the girls from the bondage of rapid aging and to lead the girls to the fountain of youth.

In her quest, Mossee needed guidance. So she climbed up to the top of Mount Hollywood to seek enlightenment from the beauty god. “How do I lead my people to the promise land where the fountain of youth is” Mossee asked the beauty god. With 2 flashes of lightening bolts the beauty god engraved on the stone tablets ten beauty commandments which Mossee and her people must follow for looking youthful and healthy.

The beauty god commanded “Thou Shalt Not:”

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